Running into closeted homosexuals from high school at the gay club
cosmo tip #4858:
while your partner is arriving their climax, whisper into their ear “ravioli ravioli, give me the formu-o-li”.
You know you’re Mexican when you go to the flea market on a Wednesday…you buy horchata y papas 👨🇮🇹
Lovely day off with family
Me, at the gym.
I confess, I woke up like this 🙅